I am teaching a senior class I have dubbed "Technology Skills for Life." We are working on typing skills and basic computer etiquette. Today, my students' first assessment was due, and they had to attach their projects and send them to me via e-mail. In their instructions for e-mailing their projects, I asked them to write me something funny in the body of the e-mail. Here are some of my favorites:
YYYOOO0O0O!!! what do u call candy dat is late?? CHOCO- LATE! - Malcolm
whats the funniest part of the egg ????? --------------------------- THE YOLK !!!! get it get it ? JOKE YOLK ?? yea :D - Lissete
this is from glee : Santana: so get up in my grill, cus britts and i want to get our anethesia awn ! - Nairobe
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." - Jhemerlyn
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. - Josefina
Yo yo yo check it check it!
we in typing class
I hope i pass
this weekend was little crazy
but hey @ least i don't have a baby!
and yeah im kind of lazy but im never shady!
Ms.Mayer holding it up and down,
side to side! yeah dat right
you know i noe how to sort of rhyme :) lol - Edyaline
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